Dear Australia’s Founding Fathers…
If I was more patriotic and more American I’d probably have a different take on this.
My children might hate me but damn I love naming things after historical people.
Remember remember, if you even know what we’re meant to remember.
If I was smart I would work really hard to be one of the people who gets to rewrite our constitution when we become a republic, to make it less shit.
God bless the USA, well, kinda, it’s alright I guess